5/23 17:37 - fuckyeahfriends - 2,652 notes
I once saw a pig on a shirt. I decided to make a tumblr.
5/23 16:20 - sexiestfoods - 432 notes
5/22 22:02 - cespur - 9,625 notes
5/22 21:51 - ellisquisha - 7,343 notes
5/22 11:45 - hyena-laugh - 1,353 notes
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
5/22 00:11 - aftersomanydeathsimstillalive - 49,393 notes
- waking up: haha fuck
5/21 23:03 - wowkatherine - 27,649 notes
5/21 22:35 - fake-mermaid - 64,307 notes
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
5/21 22:32 - petitesser - 31,348 notes
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
5/21 22:27 - phyew - 117,565 notes
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5/21 01:07 - wowkatherine - 104,883 notes
